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Thursday, January 6th, 2005
1:28 pm
[bear_fucker]
I fuck bears and horses! o_o
Saturday, July 10th, 2004
9:29 am
[caching]
Saturday, May 3rd, 2003
12:14 pm
[ursusmaritimus]
After a second night of surveillance, and sneaking around backyards and all, we realize that we've been watching the wrong house. We had been in the backyard of the right house while looking at the wrong house!

Well, we knew a good route to watch the right house from, so we got back there. As soon as we got back there the dogs start barking, and Adam lets his freeze +p fly, the wind shifts and we both get a snootful. We start coughing, and wheezing, and sneezing while trying to get out of there. Before we extract, we see the next house over, the one on the corner. There are about four teen-agers sitting on the deck, smoking pot. We crept up, with all our S.W.A.T. grear on, and scared the shit out of them. Told them we weren't gonna bust em, if they help us bust our fugitive. I produce the mug-shot, and the girl who lives there says she's seen our guy at the right house.

We get ready to leave the area, and my Mom calls me on my new phone. She tells me that the guy across the hall from me says that my front door is kicked-in, and that the cops are there. So we fly back in Adam's decked out Crown Victoria about 80 m.p.h. average. We get there, and nothing is taken, just the middle panel on my hallway door is popped into the apartment. I automatically assume someone fell into my door, and just popped the panel.

False alarm. . .

Current Mood: contemplative
Friday, April 25th, 2003
8:52 am
[ursusmaritimus]
I've always wanted one, and I just saw it on the table for five bucks. So I went for it. I like the idea of trying to learn a new language. Even if it is made up. . .

The night before last we got a call from one of our confidential informants [we call them a C.I.], he knew that the guy we were looking for was coming over to his place to smoke some meth. The C.I. was worried about the fugitive figuring it out, and know who he was ratted out by. He also feared the re-percussions too.

Our plan was to take him down in the street a block or two from the C.I.'s house, but attempts to figure out what car he'd be in, and who would be driving were futile. Then trying to predict when he'd actually get there were equally as frustrating. How do you predict, and understand the mind of a meth head?

We got the call about 1830 Hrs that he was "on his way" to the C.I.'s house. So we called Steve [our boss], to tell him to get up there with us. He was in k-9 training with his dog Zuki. He answered the phone wearing the "bite suit", could barely get his phone to his ear, made someone hold it for him as he talked.

We got up to the town about 40 minutes outside of the metro, by about 1945 Hrs. We got into town and met up with the one police officer on duty for that town. He remembered us from an operation in that town last summer, where we chased a felon named Jason. The guy we were looking for was Mike but was also known as "Bear". So after getting into town, and chilling with the local cop for about an hour and half Adam has heard from the C.I. half-a-dozen times. Each time he calls he re-iterates that he is worried about pay-back, and worried for his wife and children's safety as they were all supposed to be there. Bear was supposed to come over to look at a mower in the garage, then they were supposed to move to the basement and get their meth on. We had already been by to silently re-con the house moving in through the yards a block away.

The second choice for the takedown was in the garage, the third choice was the basement.

After sitting deployed through the neighborhood so that we could all watch the house from about a block away, almost two more hours go by waiting for this guy. Adam gets a few more calls from the C.I. giving us updates on Bear's journey. After sitting there forever, the car pulls right into the driveway, and we all rush for the garage.

It was pure chaos, but we were controlled. Adam, Steve, Zuki, the local cop and I came in the open two car garage door while four county guys came through the man door in the rear, which was left open by the C.I. for us.

Bear was the second one cuffed, just to make it look like a drug raid. We made a show of processing Bear along with everyone else. The two people that bear had shown up with were run for warrants and kicked loose, they got in that crappy car and ran like fruit bats outta hell. Then we made it look like we had discovered meth on the C.I. who owned the house and nice cars and such there. Walked him out to a county squad car, and had him driven around the block. We made a big deal about having to take Bear into downtown Minneapolis on a warrant.

He bought it.

The C.I. was paid $200.00 pre-approved by the owners of our company. His safety assured, by the local cops and county deputies playing along, our bad guy caught, we got to bed between like 0330 or 0400. . .
Friday, March 14th, 2003
10:12 pm
[ursusmaritimus]
We have decided to head in a new direction. . .

We are scrapping the current project, and taking like five of the best, and turning it into a demo. To shop for a bigger label, and a booking agent, and maybe some management.

Then we are gonna re-track all the drums, on a new kit at the producers studio.

And then we all do the mixdown, in a small block of time. . .

Maybe track a few new tunes, so we have some more to pick and choose from for the final project then. . .


Chaz

Current Mood: contemplative
Sunday, March 9th, 2003
11:19 am
[ursusmaritimus]
News of the Weird Collapse )

Current Mood: horny
Sunday, November 3rd, 2002
10:35 am
[mootquixoticity]
penguin fuck
polar bears get me all hot and bothered...hehe.

Current Mood: amused
Monday, October 14th, 2002
10:43 pm
[7thsomanaut]
I once fingered a stuffed polar bear. I think that counts... It was sewn accurately. I dunno, it was just one of those bears.

Current Mood: nostalgic
5:25 am
[mootquixoticity]
haha...
well i don't really fuck polar bears...but i can always imagine...hehe. polar bears are the shiznit yo! penguins rock my socks...lmfao! what a silly phrase...haha. i like to mock it. rock my socks. oh my ho. ah ha!

Current Mood: amused
Thursday, June 13th, 2002
7:43 pm
[dizfactor]
magazines turn me on
there's a new article in Wired about the South Pole.

sadly, there are no polar bears there. only penguins. and scientists.

and, probably, bitter bastard children of scientist-penguin unions, children of penguins knocked up by horny astronomers taking advantage of them behind the geodesic dome shelter.

so, yeah, no polar bears in Antarctica.

but maybe, for reasons of journalistic and geographic balance, wired will cover the North Pole next month.

then we'll have HOT pictures of barely legal polar bear cubs, with their fur up in pigtails bending over just enough so that we can see their tight white furry asses under their demure schoolgirl skirts.... mmmm....

oh, yeah, baby, bend over and show me what a naughty cub you are... oooh...yeah, you like that hot Eskimo cock, don't you?... yeah, who's your daddy? call me Nanook, baby, call me NANOOK you FURRY WHITE SLUT!

mmm...unh...unhunnnhunnhOHGODOHGOD I'M CUMMMMMMMMMMING...aaaaaaaaaaahOHHHHHH...


mmm....whew...~pantpantpant~

so, umm, where was i? oh yeah. the new wired. good shit. i can't wait until next month, though.

Current Mood: cold, baby...
7:43 pm
[dizfactor]
magazines turn me on
there's a new article in Wired about the South Pole.

sadly, there are no polar bears there. only penguins. and scientists.

and, probably, bitter bastard children of scientist-penguin unions, children of penguins knocked up by horny astronomers taking advantage of them behind the geodesic dome shelter.

so, yeah, no polar bears in Antarctica.

but maybe, for reasons of journalistic and geographic balance, wired will cover the North Pole next month.

then we'll have HOT pictures of barely legal polar bear cubs, with their fur up in pigtails bending over just enough so that we can see their tight white furry asses under their demure schoolgirl skirts.... mmmm....

oh, yeah, baby, bend over and show me what a naughty cub you are... oooh...yeah, you like that hot Eskimo cock, don't you?... yeah, who's your daddy? call me Nanook, baby, call me NANOOK you FURRY WHITE SLUT!

mmm...unh...unhunnnhunnhOHGODOHGOD I'M CUMMMMMMMMMMING...aaaaaaaaaaahOHHHHHH...


mmm....whew...~pantpantpant~

so, umm, where was i? oh yeah. the new wired. good shit. i can't wait until next month, though.

Current Mood: cold, baby...
Wednesday, October 17th, 2001
11:44 pm
[thepolabear]
hello there Polar Bear lovers or haters....Im not sure
Let me introduce myself, I am Pola Bear, I dont fuck Polar Bears but human females are a different story.

I thought I would join,,,,,,actually Im not quite sure why I joined but ya get that. Well none the less I am sure it is going to be interesting.

Current Mood: arguementive
Friday, September 14th, 2001
1:16 pm
[dizfactor]
piss off jerry falwell
fuck a polar bear for jeeeeeeezus.
Saturday, June 9th, 2001
10:33 pm
[violetlovestars]
Since this community started.....
Everytime i open the fridge i think of fucking a polar bear, or dizzy fucking polar bears, or eating a klondike bar naked on a iceberg that's floasting towards a big ice island of half naked women dressed up like polar bears.
And, every time I open my freezer I think of sticking a strawberry popcile up my ass, but that might be just because that's usually what I go to the freezer to do.

Current Mood: naughty
5:30 pm
[kalemachka]

Mitgliedschaft hat seine Privilegien.



Es ist mit vielem Stolz, dass ich meinen Support fur die verkunde, die ihn an mit polaren Baren erhalten. Ein Fursprecher der abweichenden Lebensstil Wahlen sein, ich Entdeckung selbst grenzend mit den verschiedensten Gemeinschaften am Sommer. Z.B. zusatzlich zu den polaren Baren gibt es die zu betrachtenden polanerbaren.
Diese haarigen mannlichen Probenmaterialien von zentralem Osteuropa benotigen Liebe, auch. Polare Baren brauchen nicht, warm gehalten zu werden, aber sie konnen eine Quelle der Warme in und von selbst sein.


So applaudiere ich die Bauteile dieser Gemeinschaft fur zur Welt herauskommen und andere lassend, wissen Sie, dass es nicht wie gross es ist, es ist was Sie mit ihm tun.
5:23 pm
[kalemachka]

La calidad de miembro tiene sus privilegios.

Es con mucho orgullo que anuncio mi ayuda para los que la consigan encendido con los osos polares. Siendo un abogado de las opciones irregulares de la forma de vida, yo encontrarme a mi mismo marchando con las comunidades mas diversas del verano.
Por ejemplo, ademas de osos polares hay los osos del polaner a considerar. Estos especimenes masculinos melenudos de Europa central del este necesitan amante, tambien. Los osos polares no necesitan ser mantenidos calientes, sino que pueden ser una fuente del calor en y de si mismos. Aplaudo tan a los miembros de esta comunidad para salir al mundo y dejando otros sepa que no es como es grande es, el es lo que usted hace con el.
5:08 pm
[kalemachka]
L' insieme dei membri ha relativi privilegi.
E con molto orgoglio che annuncio il mio contributo a coloro che lo ottiene sopra con gli orsi polari. Essendo un fautore delle scelte devianti di lifestyle, io ritrovamento io stesso in marcia con le Comunita piu varie di estate. Per esempio, oltre che gli orsi polari ci sono gli orsi del polaner da considerare. Questi esemplari maschii pelosi da Europa centrale orientale hanno bisogno dell' amore, anche. Gli orsi polari non devono essere mantenuti caldi, ma possono essere una sorgente di calore in e di se stesso. Cosi applaudisco i membri di questa Comunita per uscire al mondo e lasciando altri sapere che non e quanto grande e, esso e che cosa fate con esso.
Friday, June 8th, 2001
12:49 pm
[dizfactor]
retail prices are just out of control these days
so.... does anyone know where i can get tranquilizer darts in bulk, wholesale?

Current Mood: horny
Wednesday, June 6th, 2001
5:08 pm
[violetlovestars]
i want some polar lovin.
i now have an insane desire to have sex in the freezer, like in those huge big ones that are big enough to lay down in. just close the lid and you have freezer and affixation fantasy rolled into one.
2:32 am
[christiann]
Oh my god . . .
How did I get here? How? How?! ~laughs, shakes head in disbelief~
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